What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
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and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
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I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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