we're blogging at a bar
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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