Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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