I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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