RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
Randomize