People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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