Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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