what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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