fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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