Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
