he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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