this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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