yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
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I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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