you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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