Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
You did what with his pubic hair?
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