She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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