Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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