is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
My hand turned me down
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
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They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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