We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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