No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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