He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
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Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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