Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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