How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Congratulations! We have a period
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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