I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.