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• (847): View more from Illinois

  just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?

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• (207): View more from Maine

  reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room

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• (352): View more from Florida

  ... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go

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• (914): View more from New York

  I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?

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