Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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