He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
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I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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