im drinking this country out of the recession.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
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somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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