doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
i just made my gag reflex go away.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Randomize
