can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
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i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
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I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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