Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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