: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I bet he comes in French.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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