You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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