Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
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I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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