I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Randomize