Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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