i jhust puked up my retainher.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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