we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
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So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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