Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
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New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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