do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
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We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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