this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
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the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Drake has all the answers
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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