We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
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