It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
