Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
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You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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