he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
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She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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