so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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