Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
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I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
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Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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