Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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