Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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