If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
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I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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