Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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