You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Life is so much better after having sex.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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