they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
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someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
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It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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