I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Can I color on your dick again?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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