marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Acid is not a monday night drug
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I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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