"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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