Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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